So the Sunday morning we left for Lego Land, Claire came into our room and exclaimed "mommy! daddy! Percy (the fish) just told me that she was going to have her babies today. She's just going to poop them out and they will be here! Isn't that exciting??" We then had to sadly explain to Claire that 1) you don't poop out babies and 2) Percy is a boy. She then was adamant that Percy was a girl and would be having babies later today. In my head a fish is a fish and if Claire wanted to think that Percy was a girl she could. We have our wonderful day out and come home ready to take naps. When we pull in Claire says how excited she is to see Percy's new babies. Michael and I exchange a look and I believe he rolls his eyes. Claire comes bounding out to the car as we are unloading and screams "the babies are so cute! Percy just pooped them out and they are here!" I again calmly explained that there was a difference between fish babies and fish poop. Walking to the tank assuring Claire that mommy and daddy had picked all male fish when what to my eyes should appear??? 12 baby fish!!!!!!! And just in time to see Percy eat one of them. Here is where the fun begins. Claire starts yelling at Percy "don't eat your babies!!! Love them!!!" I decide this is NOT how I want our children to witness the fish life cycle and decide we are going to get the now 11 babies out of the tank and into a nursery tank. So I am fishing them out, Michael is holding the lid, and Claire is screaming at Percy to stay away! We get all but 3 out and call it good. I decide to call the pet store back and tell them that I didn't sign up for baby fish and ask if I could bring them back. The poor guy on the phone probably thought he was being pranked because his response was "no one has ever asked us that." So now our fish family has grown from 3 to 14.
Update: today Cole's fish Batman died. Cole could have cared less and thought it was super funny to flush him.